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89 achievements for Postal 2 (Steam) / Page 1 (achievements 1 — 50)

Achievement R. Kelly's Protege in the game Postal 2 for Steam
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Achievement Duck Dynasty in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Achievement Here, Wilfred in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Achievement Chapelle's Show in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Achievement Taxidermy with Chuck Testa in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Achievement Michonne ain't got nothin' on me in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Achievement Someone's got a case of the Mondays! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Achievement C U Next Tuesday in the game Postal 2 for Steam
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
Achievement OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
Achievement It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays in the game Postal 2 for Steam
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
Achievement Workin' for the Weekend in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
Achievement Screw Bill Lumbergh! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
Achievement I swear, I thought it was a home fill in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Achievement Cesar Millan is Very Happy in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Achievement OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale in the game Postal 2 for Steam
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Achievement Rebecca Black's Nightmare in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Achievement Hello, Newman in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Achievement Darth Maul'd! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Achievement Reddit would be proud. in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Achievement Pussy on a Pedestal in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Achievement I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Achievement Uncle T-Bag in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Achievement Do you even Enzyte, bro? in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Achievement Running With Scissors in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Achievement Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Achievement And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree in the game Postal 2 for Steam
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Achievement Lieberman is our Leader! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Achievement Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Achievement Can't Touch This in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Achievement Fear and Loathing in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Achievement Señor Cornballer in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Achievement GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Achievement Rick Grimes 4 Life in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Achievement Anustart! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Achievement 40 Year Old Virgin in the game Postal 2 for Steam
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Achievement CAN YOU DIG IT?! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Achievement Planet of the Apes: The Musical in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Achievement Scientology Level: OT VIII in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Achievement Fur Sure! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Achievement It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog in the game Postal 2 for Steam
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Achievement Where's Mr. McGibblets? in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Achievement Finkle IS Einhorn! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Achievement Anger Management With Roger Clemens in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Achievement Shiva Blast in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Achievement Don't taze me, bro! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Achievement I Am Legend in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Achievement I should buy a boat in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
Achievement Friend of Dorothy in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Achievement Officer McLovin' in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Achievement Paid the Piper in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.