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Games Postal 2 Trophies and Achievements

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89 achievements for Postal 2 (Steam) / Page 2 (achievements 51 — 89)

Achievement Well, aren't YOU a badass in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Achievement I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
Achievement It's sterile and I like the taste in the game Postal 2 for Steam
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
Achievement It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway in the game Postal 2 for Steam
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Achievement FAB-U-LOUS! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Achievement I don't need virgins for this in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Achievement A-Rod Who? in the game Postal 2 for Steam
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Achievement Door Mat in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Achievement Chuck Norris'd! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Achievement One time, at band camp... in the game Postal 2 for Steam
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Achievement There's always money in the banana stand in the game Postal 2 for Steam
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
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Achievement SCREW that game! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
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Achievement Found 'em faster than GWB in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
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Achievement Gotta pay the Troll Toll in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
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Achievement John Rambo'd! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
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Achievement Gary vs. The K. Man in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
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Achievement You are not alone in the game Postal 2 for Steam
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
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Achievement Thanks for the money! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Achievement GABAGOOOOOL! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Achievement Holocaust: Part Deux in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Achievement Rain on your Wedding Day in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Achievement Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Achievement Better than POSTAL III in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Achievement My Name is Jesus in the game Postal 2 for Steam
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Achievement Harder than r/gonewild in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Achievement Adderall4All in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Achievement Ape Gape in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
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Achievement Dick Message in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
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Achievement PooMasher in the game Postal 2 for Steam
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
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Achievement Hobo Sexual in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
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Achievement Ginger Mint in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
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Achievement Ode to Eddings in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
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Achievement Ladies Love Cake in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
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Achievement Rich on Reddit in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Achievement BioShocked in the game Postal 2 for Steam
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Achievement Gettin DP'd in the game Postal 2 for Steam
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Achievement You Snow Nothing John Blow in the game Postal 2 for Steam
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Achievement RAFIBOMB!!! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Achievement I'm not even supposed to be here today! in the game Postal 2 for Steam
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
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