Games Assassin's Creed Valhalla All reviews Review from mihunis

My inner Viking from this game first neighed like a draft gelding, then sipped British ale, frowning at the screen.

Okay, let’s assume that the woman somehow became the leader of the clan, but judging by her gait, the Valkyries are already flying after her to take her to Valhalla for the disabled. Obviously, there has been some kind of epidemic in those parts - characters speak in strange voices, twitch, wave their arms at random, do complete crap, and other disabled people call it a “well-developed plot” and a “game of 2020,” although “The Witcher 3” is from 2016 , uses his left heel to crush all the efforts of this “Assassin” miscarriage. At the same time, there is a merciless grind, as in Korean MMOs, combat from the category of “hit 3 times and bounce - continue until victory”, merciless Vikings - clay mixers and other “wonderful” things, straight from the history textbook for the tolerant, but mentally retarded.

Ugh be like that. Don't buy this game - Odyssey is even more interesting, and it costs less and looks more colorful.

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