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I advise everyone...

I advise everyone not to buy this miscarriage of the gaming industry!

Dull grind of a dull grind! This is NOT a GAME.

This is a damn tech demo.

There is gameplay, but it is not balanced.

There is a plot, but it is even worse than in the last 3 parts.

There is a logic to what is happening... A. There is none. Illogical nonsense.

Beautiful, illogical, sad nonsense for a full price. Don't take it - you'll waste time.

Gameplay
2 / 10
Graphics
6 / 10
Story
1 / 10
Controls
7.5 / 10
Sound and Music
7 / 10
Multiplayer
1 / 10
Localization
1 / 10
3.6

I advise everyone...

I advise everyone not to buy this miscarriage of the gaming industry!

Dull grind of a dull grind! This is NOT a GAME.

This is a damn tech demo.

There is gameplay, but it is not balanced.

There is a plot, but it is even worse than in the last 3 parts.

There is a logic to what is happening... A. There is none. Illogical nonsense.

Beautiful, illogical, sad nonsense for a full price. Don't take it - you'll waste time.

Gameplay
2 / 10
Graphics
6 / 10
Story
1 / 10
Controls
7.5 / 10
Sound and Music
7 / 10
Multiplayer
1 / 10
Localization
1 / 10
3.6

My inner Viking from this game first neighed like a draft gelding, then sipped British ale, frowning at the screen.

Okay, let’s assume that the woman somehow became the leader of the clan, but judging by her gait, the Valkyries are already flying after her to take her to Valhalla for the disabled. Obviously, there has been some kind of epidemic in those parts - characters speak in strange voices, twitch, wave their arms at random, do complete crap, and other disabled people call it a “well-developed plot” and a “game of 2020,” although “The Witcher 3” is from 2016 , uses his left heel to crush all the efforts of this “Assassin” miscarriage. At the same time, there is a merciless grind, as in Korean MMOs, combat from the category of “hit 3 times and bounce - continue until victory”, mercile… Read full

3.0
Noxxy (гость)
February 12, 2021

I don’t understand why this part is praised more than the previous two, because there is no gameplay AT ALL, for the 80 hours that I played, running around to points that are treasures, secrets, artifacts (absolutely useless), I saw NOTHING else in this game, except for furniture-filled empty activities in the form of animations and decorations. At the same time, the game is full of bugs, the world is completely grey, boring, uninteresting, monotonous, all the quests are like daily quests in some MMORPG, but the NPCs remain at the level of the first part of 2007. Poor leveling mechanics, which need to be pumped up every 30 minutes, 2 useless skills, very few weapons, armor, compared to the same odyssey in which you changed clothes almost every 10 minutes, and here you run the entire game w… Read full

3.0

This is the worst Assassin that could ever come out, I thought that in Odyssey they broke through the bottom, but no, they knocked from below again and released Valhalla. Not Vikings, but a solid LGBT party mixed with a bachelorette party. It's nice to play only if you take into account only the gameplay, but if you go through the story... It would be better if it was a royal battle with Viking assassins than what they did

3.0
Андрей (гость)
January 31, 2021

I advise you not to buy! This is a raw product, everything from the economy, the script is nothing, the costumes are nothing, the action is nothing! Constant departures! To be honest, the game is not addictive at all! In short, WORSE THAN ORIGINS AND WORSE THAN ODYSSEY! I’ll just keep quiet about the other parts! In short, ubisoft is just trying to make money off the name and nothing more! Complete disappointment

3.9
MRLIMBO (гость)
August 18, 2022

I played 20 hours and believed that Assassin Creed was back again, BUT FUCK NO. Starting from Origins, Ubisoft could not discredit the name of the great series, but simply come up with a different name.

The main disadvantages for me are that you swim or jump for 10 minutes to complete a mission in 3-10 minutes (I don’t argue there are interesting missions there). Almost complete absence of high-quality parkour; in AC2 OR AC UNITY the whole city was a platform for movement, you had to think, and now, climbing a sheer wall for a VIKING in heavy armor is like two fingers on the asphalt. The combat is ok in principle if you play on a high difficulty level. And what can I say (this is my opinion) The series at the moment is not the same series, if they don’t fix it in the next part, then the s… Read full

2.3

Terrible game, tediously boring repetitive gameplay and story, it's far from an AC game, and like Odyssey, it's a fantasy Viking RPG with a dash of mythology and a generous array of microtransactions. This game seems to be the final nail in the coffin regarding Darby's departure from Ubisoft, hopefully he will join a team that will give him the freedom to create the story he wants to create. It's hard not to see this game as a money grab tool, what Ubisoft created with the Helix store by limiting the amount of content (armor sets, weapons) in the main game and then adding all the other content behind payment walls is disgusting.

2.7
Mandarin_koha (гость)
October 16, 2021

This is the worst game in the entire series, you constantly get stuck in textures, some immortal characters, like an old asshole in a cave, from time to time the hero does not listen to the presses at all.... In general, at the start of the game, this is the worst version.... Odyssey and the origins are gone much more

2.3