Games P.T. Remake All reviews Review from 3ps1l0n

This review does not concern the remake of P.T., but directly P.T. itself, because on VGTimes it apparently is not considered a game.

"Konami's bosses were so boring.

They ate the same food every day,

Weared the same clothes,

Made them make the same games.

Yes, that's how they were.

And then one day

They just

Killed Kojima Productions and SILENT HILLS

And they couldn't even do it in any original way

I'm not complaining

I was dying of boredom anyway

But you know what?

I'll be back."

Abbreviation "P.T."

P.T. - Playble Teaser, i.e. the first interactive teaser for the canceled and untimely deceased Silent Hills (although, according to rumors, they plan to resume development with the same Kojimba).

What is your P.T. ?

Kojima created a real phenomenon in a ton of indie slag for 5 kopecks. And you know, that’s how the game was announced at E3. But wait... horror phenomena don't mean the game is good. This can also mean just hype (FNaF), and a kind of revolution in this genre (Amnesia), undeservedly forgotten (Siren), mercilessly killed (SILENT HILLS). This isn't just a phenomenon in the interactive horror industry, it's a phenomenon in the industry as a whole. The real “Fuck Konami” from Genius with a capital G. An interactive guide on how to make a great horror film, a “love” letter to the Bosses, and also how to announce, alas, a project that was stillborn because of daddy Konami, increasing the credibility of the “mother” "of this child. Fuck Konami. Kojima is a genius.

How is P.T. is it being played?

Regarding the formula of the game, everything is simple - we place the player in a looped corridor, where at first everything is fine, and then gradually everything goes to hell... and it works. Your mother works perfectly. Lisa is my personal nightmare fuel for ANOTHER 5 years.

How I met P.T.

It's simple.

"Oh, a free game. I should try it!"

After 40 minutes

"..."

I failed P.T.

I deleted P.T.

It was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.

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From the end of the corridor the voice of the Genius was heard: “Come here, we have resumed the development of Silent Hills.” Having walked halfway, he said “Don’t go, I heard that too” from Kojima’s bathroom.

Gameplay
10 / 10
Graphics
7.5 / 10
Story
5.5 / 10
Controls
7.5 / 10
Sound and Music
10 / 10
Multiplayer
5.5 / 10
Localization
5.5 / 10
Атмосфера
10 / 10
Ужас
10 / 10
Гениальность
10 / 10
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