Grand Theft Auto: iFruit

I’ll say a terrible thing, for which particularly ardent fans can throw tomatoes at me (alternatively, instruct minuses, which for some reason everyone considers a very terrible revenge): I’m not particularly interested in GTA 5. I haven’t seen any revelations in the series since Vice City. The new parts became larger and larger, which led to the fact that after 10-15 hours of playing the plot I became bored. That's why I didn't wait for the fifth part. Reviews say that the plot part turned out to be interesting due to the ability to switch characters, which means that I could have made a mistake, and it’s still not worth postponing the passage for a large amount of time.

iFruit is another matter. It's a Rockstar mobile app that wraps the re-releases of the third game and Vice City into a single menu, and also boasts training for Chop the Rottweiler that will unlock something for him in the big game. I got curious and decided to try the app on my iPhone. I had to lie that I have GTA 5 on Xbox 360. I hate lying!

I was impressed, of course, but I wasn’t left. Not a single App Store game has convinced me that it's worth my time. Games for consoles and computers are made at a completely different level. Feeding a dog, preventing his bitch from contacting other watchdogs and pulling the panties off the women of Los Santos is not very fun. It seems that the only justification for this is the opportunity to entertain yourself on the road. But on the road I have fun in a different way. I’ll try to open the golden collar (to do this you need to get gold medals for 3 available challenges, so far only one is ready), but if I don’t succeed, I won’t bother too much - it’s not worth it.

P.S. Alerts on iPhone “Chop wants to eat. Feed him,” they frankly got fed up. I thought I was downloading an application for GTA 5, but it turned out to be a Tamagotchi!!!