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UFL (гость)
January 14, 2025

The UFL is a piece of shit, not a game. Another fiend from hell. Over the course of a week of playing, I realized this and felt it in exactly the same way as in the parachute footsim games of our time. And the fact that there is no handicap is a lie and can be verified very easily. People who have already poured money into the game have the help of AI, which will automatically take the ball and catch up with you even if the enemy himself puts down the gamepad and is not playing. Your players on the field will always be closed, no matter how hard they try to pass the pass, and if you pass, God forbid that it doesn’t ricochet off like in ping pong, but it will certainly fly off. Also, newcomers who have not played many matches will have an advantage. The homeless people will chase across half the field your winger with 100 pace, who is already sharpening the ball, and as a result they will take the ball away from you. When a newcomer runs with his handicap across the entire field to the shooting position, you will not be able to take the ball from him, because the switching in defense is super flawed + your defense will not help you but, on the contrary, will scatter to the sides in front of the enemy. What can we talk about, you can’t even look at the enemy’s stats, who is running how, etc., who is tired and who is not tired. And you can read some more disadvantages below.

I played this garbage and I want to say that it is not worth anyone’s attention. I believed in the game to the last, even when I was burning from the rink. You'll go through the "10 Circles of Hell" to try to get a feel for the game to understand it, but you won't understand. Nobody will understand. And you also won’t understand where KriRo himself donated $40 million. I look at this bucket and wonder where this money could have gone? The most stupid goalkeepers. Sometimes goalkeepers catch the ball in one animation from the exit on set pieces and this animation with an outstretched arm in 90% of cases means that you get a goal. A buggy collision that sometimes lets the ball go through, causing the ball to fly past a player or goal and you get a goal through your keeper's glove. The most stupid passes that work straight and anyhow. The whole gameplay is similar to ping-pong, the ball always bounces stupidly in different directions, as if the players are rubber men who don’t even know what ball handling is. Ping 70 with good internet and despite the fact that this game is from the CIS (without RU servers), it’s funny isn’t it? Player cards, by the way, are overly expensive, there are no clubs, it’s some kind of hodgepodge of shit and sticks. Also, in this hyper-realistic footsim, you can run from the center of the field every time and thereby bypass the entire defense with one player. Defense is generally worthless. Better not play this piece of shit. It's better to play FIFA with a handicap than this garbage "without a handicap" and with such protection. So that you understand, at the start they give you such whips that you will twist your fingers to take the ball away from the person who is rushing from the center of the field at speed with one player. So wooden oaks are protected + ping 70 (rarely 40). Your defense does absolutely nothing. You are required to manually switch each tree and put it in position, and so on until you most likely take it away, and until the opponent himself makes a mistake and loses the ball... The animations for taking the ball are generally cringy, it is stupidly one and does not change in any way. Sometimes players behave so strangely in tackling, teleporting to the ball or sliding towards it. And you will think like that in a moment. Why don't I farm money for defenders? Ahah, good luck! For a winning skating rink without a donation, you get 600k at best. The most homeless player costs 10 million. The best one is 200 million. Now, do the math for yourself =) There are also no presets for different schemes in this game. You cannot load a schematic, save a schematic, etc. You can't do anything. In short, I already have a headache from all this. And by the way, you can also score a goal from a close one with a cross from the flank. This is a script that always works! The only thing I liked about this game was the mustard plasters. When the referee gives them, they remain valid for the next few matches and you will not be able to let the player onto the field. And by the way, about the judge, he is as stupid as possible. You can be pushed 2 meters in the penalty area and there will be no foam. There are no violations for any forceful tackling. I'll go to bed soon. I'll delete this shit and forget it like a bad dream. I'm completely disappointed. There is no more hope for footsim.

5.5
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