Growing Up

If you came here to play at life, then you have come to the wrong door. Firstly, the game is quite crude in terms of length. After university the game ends. No career, no family life. Only same-sex partner and child from the orphanage at the end of the game for show. Yes, the second minus of the game is the massive agenda. During the entire time I played the game, I saw 3 characters. A punk lesbian girl, a black gay music lover, and a more or less static person in the form of another girl. Even if a character refuses a same-sex partnership, at the end of the game he will still be somehow perverted. The third disadvantage of the game is that the dialogues actually have no effect on anything. Yes, micro-people have good and bad endings, where they either screwed up, committed suicide, or started a healthy same-sex couple with a child from an orphanage (déjà vu, right?). If the character acts aloof towards the NPC, then at the next meeting you can simply say “I gave you some personal space”, and it will work. The fourth minus is constantly repeating events. You started the game and then bam! A boy with a xylophone or a couple of children playing. There is no third option. You just follow the beaten path over and over again, hoping that they will give you a heterosexual person as a partner, and not a gay black bassist from outer space. Throughout the game, you will simply click on random numbers (or not, although this does not really change the state of affairs, except that at the end you will have a different profession), and you will go through monotonous meetings with NPCs that are already completely bored.

What can we say in the end? The game is only for the evening, 2-3 hours maximum. Only with beer. And only if there is a video of Denis Karamyshev in the background. Good luck to everyone, bye everyone.