15 in Early Access is no longer a development project, but a family heirloom that Indie Stone will pass down to their grandchildren until their ancient Java engine finally falls apart. I'm sick of these local game design geniuses who've been agonizing over a single build for three years, trying to add pottery and a schizophrenic calorie count where the character must devour 40 eggs and an entire field of cabbage in a day just to maintain weight, while a pack of peanut butter packs more calories than stewed deer. Their entire so-called realistic simulation turns out to be a suffocating Kentucky garbage sorting simulator with clunky controls, where you die not from zombies but because you cut your pinky finger on a window vent or broke your leg on an invisible mailbox, while the co-op network code is held together by snot and crutches. The funniest thing is that this entire sinking project is still breathing only thanks to free modders who toil for 3 and add normal mechanics to the game, and the developers in response only roll out minor patches, swap arguments in the code, break all the modifications and saves to hell, and then go back into suspended animation for a couple of years.