10 years. For 10 fucking years, those Swedes dangled this bucket-on-wheels simulator in Early Access, feeding us promises every five years, and then suddenly they rolled out the 1.0 release, which makes you just want to turn off your monitor and go to bed. Ultimately, after a decade of waiting, they delivered us a half-baked survival game where the developers suddenly removed hunger and thirst, turning the gameplay into a dreary gorging on raw corn for healing, and instead of proper night raids, they made robots instantly spawn right on your bald head 45 seconds after planting that unfortunate tomato. The physics engine is still shaky: you spend three hours building your tractor, only to have it fall through the map or fly off into the stratosphere at the slightest bump, while you're trying to escape the suffocating grindwall and figure out why the old merchant needs to sacrifice tons of vegetables for a couple of basic blueprints. In Creative, it's still the same old school construction set where you can idly build a jet-powered walking toilet, but in Survival, all you get is endless component farming and a crappy potato slinger that shoots bullets everywhere except at the attacking bot.